Tag: Tard
Hand Analysis : Live Game
by street3 on Jan.07, 2009, under Random Junk
Okay people, it’s hand analysis time, ala @cprpoker’s site.
I am Hero, playing in a live game. I am the button and action comes to me. The board is showing a Red 8. I have in my hand 5 cards.
- A red Skip
- A blue 8
- A Draw Four
- 2 Green cards (2, 9)
The player to my right (my brother) has only one card remaining. I called UNO, but the sonofabitch swore he called it before me. But that is neither here nor there. Anyway, he’s drooling like a tard, which is either because he has a red card, an 8 or is simply an idiot. I have reason to beleive all three.
So, my options are as follow:
- Play the Red Skip which skips his turn
- Play the Blue 8 changing the color and hoping he does not have an 8 or a blue card
- Risk all and play the Draw Four, which according to the rules, i cannot do while holding a playable color or number card.
What should i do? Please comment below. Later I will post the results.
