Kelly and I thought it would be a good idea to give reviews of the movies we see together.  The first movie we ever saw together was Shutter Island, a movie Kelly insistedI take her to.  She will deny this and in fact, will tell you that i chose this movie, but that’s not the way i remember it.   Anyhow, the following is our review of the movie.  My review is fist, followed by hers.  Enjoy, remember these reviews will contain spoiler alerts, but should be marked as such before presented.

Steve’s Review: 

 This movie sucks balls.  The only thing that would make watching this movie worse would be watching by yourself.  I’d recommend this movie to those I despise and want to harm without physically touching them.  What makes this movie so undesirable is that about 25 minutes in even the drooling special kid with the helmet knew that Leonardo DiCaprio was a patient on the funny farm.  **THE PREVIOUS SENTANCE WAS A SPOILER**

 I would lay down any amount of money that two armless guys with dull pencils and no erasers could write a better script using only black paper in room void of light in under two hours.  What freakin crackhead green lighted this horrid adaptation of a *snicker snicker* best selling novel by  Dennis Lehane?  That’s right, Dennis FLIPPIN Lehane!  Okay, so you’ve never heard of him either.   Well legendary director Martin Scorsese did an excellent job of most likely not reading the book and instead just filmed Leo and some other fucktards bumbling around an island, drooling like mad cows.   No hot chicks, no boobs, no real violence, a horrid Boston accent and an Asylum that looked so real you wonder how many 3rd graders it took to construct it, all adds up to a rating of NEGATVIE ONE BILLION on a scale of 1-10. 

Kelly’s Review:

It’s bad.  Really.