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I beat Andy Bloch in a hand of poker last night. One hand, my K 10 beat his Q9 when neither of us paired the board.  Therefore, i rule. I should turn pro. Sponorship offers welcomed.  Thanks.

I played a 90 player SNG on FTP, i won it.  Here’s photoshopped proof.  http://twitpic.com/1eiau

Or is there?  I believe in the world of online poker, there will be many times a player gets knocked out of tourney or loses a big amount of chips on a bad beat and the water fall begins.  Of course these are not tears, they are profanity laced tirads aimed at a particular player or the table in general.  These “crybabies” are upset that they lose a set to a river flush by a guy holding 10, 2 suited.  More times than not these guys get themselves into the situation by slow playing or checking their hands giving the “idiot player” the ability to see free cards.

Anyway, if i’m sitting at a table where someone starts crying, i will most certainly add fuel to the fire by egging them on, wise cracking or just being a jackass.  I can’t help it. 

Does this happen at a live game?  Most of the time not, unless you are Phil “The Poker Crybaby Bitch” Helmuth.  Seems this guy will let loose a tirade anytime he’s out played, bluffed or re-raised.  I have no respect for this guy no matter how awesome he is at poker.  Fuck him.  

Well, while writing this my AA got cracked by 7 2 off suit, better start calling the player an idiot, assponey, clownfucker…be back later.