Hand Results – Live Game
by street3 on Jan.09, 2009, under Random Junk
Here are the actually results from a highly contested game of Uno.
As the action came to me, i again looked at my drooling brother, then at my cards. I grabbed the Red Skip card, yelled out “YOUR SKIPPED…BIIIIIIITTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHH!”
He stared bewildered at the red skip and drooled more. The action came back to me and as fate would have it, the color was changed to Yellow. My only option was to play the Draw Four. As i slammed the card down, i looked him in the eyes and muttered these words: “Draw 4 fucker”.
The game continued on for three more rounds, my brother was never able to recover, coming so close to going out, only to end the game with a total 45 points in his hand. I didn’t win that hand, but i won the battle against my brother and to me, that was better than winning the game itself.

January 9th, 2009 on 2:41 pm
Well, UNO is a game on long term results. Can’t win every hand. Just get it all in when ahead and you will do all right!
January 14th, 2009 on 5:42 pm
I like the “YOUR SKIPPED BITCH!”
When my rival finally defeated me in what I thought was a friendly game of dominoes he exclaimed…
“DOMINO, MOTHERFUCKA!”
January 21st, 2009 on 5:10 pm
At first, I was afraid to read this page, having heard about the alf doll and such. Did not know what kind of hand results to expect….
January 25th, 2009 on 9:54 pm
I love trash talking when I play Uno. I trash talk every chance I get when I play the game. Is it bad that I only play Uno with my 6-year old, though?
Seriously, he did play a skip card the other day and said “Have a little of that, Daddy.” I was so proud.
KC