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Here are the actually results from a highly contested game of Uno.

As the action came to me, i again looked at my drooling brother, then at my cards.  I grabbed the Red Skip card, yelled out “YOUR SKIPPED…BIIIIIIITTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHH!”

He stared bewildered at the red skip and drooled more.  The action came back to me and as fate would have it, the color was changed to Yellow.  My only option was to play the Draw Four.  As i slammed the card down, i looked him in the eyes and muttered these words:  “Draw 4 fucker”. 

The game continued on for three more rounds, my brother was never able to recover, coming so close to going out, only to end the game with a total 45 points in his hand.   I didn’t win that hand, but i won the battle against my brother and to me, that was better than winning the game itself.

Okay people, it’s hand analysis time, ala @cprpoker’s site.

I am Hero, playing in a live game.  I am the button and action comes to me.  The board is showing a Red 8.  I have in my hand 5 cards.

• A red Skip
• A blue 8
• A Draw Four
• 2 Green cards (2, 9)

The player to my right (my brother) has only one card remaining.  I called UNO, but the sonofabitch swore he called it before me.  But that is neither here nor there.  Anyway, he’s drooling like a tard, which is either because he has a red card, an 8 or is simply an idiot.  I have reason to beleive all three. 

So, my options are as follow:

• Play the Red Skip which skips his turn
• Play the Blue 8 changing the color and hoping he does not have an 8 or a blue card
• Risk all and play the Draw Four, which according to the rules, i cannot do while holding a playable color or number card. 

What should i do?  Please comment below.  Later I will post the results.