Street3

I’m not making any stupid ass resolutions.  Happy New Year.

Or is there?  I believe in the world of online poker, there will be many times a player gets knocked out of tourney or loses a big amount of chips on a bad beat and the water fall begins.  Of course these are not tears, they are profanity laced tirads aimed at a particular player or the table in general.  These “crybabies” are upset that they lose a set to a river flush by a guy holding 10, 2 suited.  More times than not these guys get themselves into the situation by slow playing or checking their hands giving the “idiot player” the ability to see free cards.

Anyway, if i’m sitting at a table where someone starts crying, i will most certainly add fuel to the fire by egging them on, wise cracking or just being a jackass.  I can’t help it. 

Does this happen at a live game?  Most of the time not, unless you are Phil “The Poker Crybaby Bitch” Helmuth.  Seems this guy will let loose a tirade anytime he’s out played, bluffed or re-raised.  I have no respect for this guy no matter how awesome he is at poker.  Fuck him.  

Well, while writing this my AA got cracked by 7 2 off suit, better start calling the player an idiot, assponey, clownfucker…be back later.

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HOLY SHIT.  Street3 has a blog….

And it’s about time, right?  Well, i have to first thank Geoff (@cprpoker) and Trevor (@pokerplasm) for getting together the necessary funds to purchase this domain as an xmas gift.  Thanks guys!  Geoff is hosting this for a yet undetermined fee (although he mentioned something about an Alf doll, peanut butter and a video camera, so i’m kinda scared).

Anyway, this is just my first attempt, so bear with me as i get this blog rolling.  I hope all of you have/had a Merry Christmas and continue that into a good 2009, which will never be the same now that i’ve become available to the internets…haha.